May 2012
Alex & I at the uptown Urban Outfitters
Alex: This place is so hipster…
Emily: Yeah…it’s kind of painful.
…
Cashier: *Hands us awkwardly shaped reusable bag* Would you like your receipt printed or e-mailed to you?
*We throw up everywhere and walk-out*”I don’t understand. You’re making fun of the store…but you still bought something?
Feel free to call me if you have anything else to get out
That seems weirdly aggressive.
Like the vibe I’ve been getting from you lately. The above was a joke.
What? What vibe? I haven’t even seen or talked to you in 3 weeks! My first comment was a joke. I tagged “closet hipster” because that’s what Matt always teases you and Michael about. I thought you’d think it was funny…and I kind of hoped you’d keep the Stanley gif going because that fucker’s funny too. Did I do something to upset you recently? I’m really sorry if I did…I just don’t understand where this is coming from.
Alex & I at the uptown Urban Outfitters
- Alex: This place is so hipster…
- Emily: Yeah…it’s kind of painful.
- …
- Cashier: *Hands us awkwardly shaped reusable bag* Would you like your receipt printed or e-mailed to you?
- *We throw up everywhere and walk-out*”
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Somebody That I Used To Know
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
Listen
i’m actually terrified
Join Me Maybe
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Has anyone sung a parody to this song yet for LOK? I haven’t seen anything like it pop up on my dash and I wanted to change that. It’s actually a little surprising, since this song is all over tumblr. LOL. Maybe I just missed it? I’m sorry if it’s already been done.
Thought I hid it pretty well
Underground secret tunnel
But Lin had to be a BAMF
And now I’m all found outSponsored that probending team
Thought I could get away clean
Even framed up Cabbage Corp
But now I’m all found outChi-block all their bendin’
Knock out Lin and Tenzin
Send them over to Amon
Check out this big gundam, babyHey, kept this from you
I’m really sorry
But I’m an Equalist
So join me, maybe?It’s hard to lie to you
My dear, Asami
But I hate benders
So join me, maybe?Hey, kept this from you
I’m really sorry
But I’m an Equalist
So join me, maybe?That firebender boy
Really irks me
So dump that bender
And join me, maybe?Holding my hand out to you
Afraid that I’ll lose you too
They took the love of my life
Benders are all the sameHand you an Equalist glove
Out of nothing but love
I know it’s a little extreme
But benders are all the sameChi-block all their bendin’
Knock out Lin and Tenzin
Send them over to Amon
Check out this big gundam, babyHey, kept this from you
I’m really sorry
But I’m an Equalist
So join me, maybe?It’s hard to lie to you
My dear, Asami
But I hate benders
So join me, maybe?Hey, kept this from you
I’m really sorry
But I’m an Equalist
So join me, maybe?That firebender boy
Really irks me
So dump that bender
And join me, maybe?Can’t believe you run around with that street rat
Dirty street rat
Dirt poor street rat
Can’t believe you run around with that street rat
Dirty street rat
Dirt poor street ratIt’s hard to lie to you
My dear, Asami
But I hate benders
So join me, maybe?Hey, kept this from you
I’m really sorry
But I’m an Equalist
So join me, maybe?That firebender boy
Really irks me
So dump that bender
And join me, maybe?Can’t believe you run around with that street rat
Dirty street rat
Dirt poor street rat
Can’t believe you run around with that street rat
Dirt poor street ratSo join me, maybe?
Download here.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING EVER
“One must have the nerve to assert that, while people are entitled to their illusions, they are not entitled to a limitless enjoyment of them and they are not entitled to impose them upon others.”
—Christopher Hitchens, Letters to a Young Contrarian (via hitch-22)
“Is it too modern to notice that there is nothing [in the Ten Commandments] about the protection of children from cruelty, nothing about rape, nothing about slavery, and nothing about genocide? Or is it too exactingly “in context” to notice that some of these very offenses are about to be positively recommended?”
—Christopher Hitchens, god Is Not Great (via cocknbull)
I find it astonishing
How just spending time with someone you love can mentally recharge you. Suddenly you remember that everything is alright and it will be in the future as well. Love ya Al.
Teen Titans Theme Song
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
Teen Titans Theme Song
Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English