September 2011
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
More appropriate than any gif ever.
^ GIF made by me ^
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Hi Jack!
I’m your appendix, I’m just over four inches long and love hanging out on the right lower quadrant of your abdomen where it’s warm and cozy.
I love you, as your body provides me with nourishment, oxygen and blood to keep me alive.
I look like a worm, and I’m really…
That awesome moment when your friend stands up for you.
And you’re in the back like
“Am I a criminal? The world knows I’m not a criminal. What are they trying to put me in jail for? You’ve lost common sense in this society because of religious fanaticism and dogma.”
—Dr. Jack Kevorkian (via cocknbull)
Philosopher's Stone was published in 1998, the year that the war ended in the Deathly Hallows - "I open at the close."
I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon.
- Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
- Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
- Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.